The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 129 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its triple-decker prams, otherworldly petting zoo, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.186 billion NSC Puppet 129ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.3%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 129ian economy, worth 911 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 147,384 cards, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

The parliament building has installed a revolving door, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 129's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NSC Puppet 129 is ranked 275,949^th in the world and 1,607^th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 34.19 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.